Maddie=Terrier
Terrier=Barking
Barking=Insanity

It is rumored that there is a note or frequency that, when played at the proper level, can trigger all in its sound range to lose control of their bowels. This is referred to as “The Brown Note”
In our home we have discovered, “The Red Note”. This is a note or frequency that, when played […]

In the interest of full disclosure I must admit to being present for only a small part of the following events. It has fallen upon me to tell the story because those in attendance refuse to tell the tale.
Last week I got a phone call at work from Jaime. She didn’t sound good. Maddie had […]

A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached almost all
of the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop
his
pants.
The doc put one finger under the midget’s left testicle and told him to turn
his head and cough - the usual method to check for a hernia. “Hmmm..”
mumbled
the […]