I know I’m not the only one who watches this show and I know I’m not the only one who has trouble watching it. I believe the real title of this show should be something like: “We’re Going to Make You Cry Like a Seven Year Old Girl Who Just Watched Her Cat Get Run […]

Yes, the door is painted. A glorious day on Saturday allowed me to paint the front door and rake the lawn of the grass clippings I created last weekend. Sunday I was able to install some crown molding (bed molding really but who cares) in the dining room and put the trim up around the […]

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be.
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