No, there’s no baby yet. Nuff said, let’s move on.
Found out last night that Jenny O frozen turkey burgers are not all that good. A little late but a valuable lesson nonetheless.
Also found out that Jaime follows all the directions on the package given the amount of splattered vegetable oil all over the stove-top and […]

A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver and starts saying things like “if my mom was a dog and my dad was a dog i’d be a little dog” the bus driver kind of laughs the boy then says ” if my dad was a bull and my mom […]

Way back when I posted about Taking Off The Feedbag and getting back to a healthy way of eating. Now its time to start talking about the other very important part of the fitness equation: Exercise.
This might be the worst time of year to start thinking about exercise. Its cold, icy, dark, and cold. Who […]

There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the […]

Its been quite a trip the past four days. It started with my company Christmas party on Friday and merciful early release to home. We had some great food, a fun Yankee Swap, and then left early to start the holiday.
We were really hoping Jaime would give birth over the weekend but it wasn’t to […]