A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver and starts saying things like “if my mom was a dog and my dad was a dog i’d be a little dog” the bus driver kind of laughs the boy then says ” if my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow i’d be a little bull” the bus driver thinks its getting kind of old now the boy keeps on saying things like that and the bus driver keeps gettin madder and madder then the boy says ” if my dad was a car and my mom was a car i’d be a little car” which totally pisses off the bus driver so he says ” alright you annoying little brat if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a whore what would you be then” the little boy replies ” a bus driver”