Joke of the day is now going to be joke of the week. I will post a new joke every Friday instead of every weekday. Some Fridays it may be more than one joke. Some Fridays it may be a cartoon.
Every day is a bit taxing on me and I think there’ll be enough baby […]

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program. ‘’Guaranteed my ass,’’ he thought to himself, but desperate, he calls them up and subscribes […]

A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver and starts saying things like “if my mom was a dog and my dad was a dog i’d be a little dog” the bus driver kind of laughs the boy then says ” if my dad was a bull and my mom […]

There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the […]

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Have you been in the service?”
“Yes,” he says. “I was in Viet Nam for three years”
The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward
employment” and then the interviewer asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The […]