The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?”
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed […]

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came
addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to
see what it was about. The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old […]

A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi. The cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Sheldon.”
“Who,” asks the man?
“Sheldon Cohen. There’s a guy who did everything right. Like my cab being vacant during […]

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told […]

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to
Amy,
“The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of
our
cows today.
I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow’s stall in the
barn.
You show him where the cow is when he […]